So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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