i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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