That's when you crack a 10am beer
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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