True but thats because hes a fetus.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Randomize