So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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