using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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