I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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