so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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