dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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