Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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