They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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