i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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