brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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