Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
it glows. i had to have it.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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