she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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