Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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