Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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