Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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