So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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