if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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