You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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