I want to have your abortion
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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