I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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