i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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