Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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