Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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