Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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