While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
When are your genitals available?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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