bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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