do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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