White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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