I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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