My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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