You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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