gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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