I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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