After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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