hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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