How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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