Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Stupid Covid-19
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