You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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