absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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