The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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