I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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