it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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