How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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