Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
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Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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