I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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