This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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