Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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